Grocery Shopping? Yeh right!

Saturday: I decided to play hooky from work and go grocery shopping with my boyfriend. We ended up driving into the city and for some reason I decided it was time to pierce my belly button. So, I asked “Nancy” (my GPS) for tattoo and piercing shop directions.

Considering Nancy is from a small town where piercings and tattoos are for sinners I suppose I shouldn’t blame her for leading me to a residential area near a buffet. So….when all else fails….the internet is the answer! No service. Neat.



So….when everything else fails…..HOT TOPIC! I figured there would be all sorts of piercing and tattoo sinners in there I could ask directions from. I was right. It took literally 5 seconds before I met a tall and black haired young man with holes in his ears the size of corn cobs! He told me Dr. Jack’s is the place to go and that they’re “pretty sterile.”

Gee… “pretty sterile” makes me feel super confident alright! However, “Nancy” had other ideas for me. She tried her best to veer me on the right path to Walmart. So…when “Nancy” fails again….call Matt! The most ingenious techie guy in my life. Practically a walking computer. I doubt he approved of my afternoon plan but cooperated nonetheless.

….so here I am with pierced belly button now. The guy who did it was kinda scary but I got through it ok :]