Reasons I Hate My Boss

1. The way he talks

My boss babbles on and on forever like a bumbling idiot. "Where should I put this file?"
Uh.....uh uh ......uh..... do ya....oh....well...yeah....uhm....yeh ok yeh well we ...uh ....ok... right there."
Inside my head I am screaming, "SPIT IT OUT! Just shut up and tell me where to put the damn file! Jesus Christ! Oh my god he never shuts up!"

2. "Not my information!"

I absolutely cannot do anything in my own office. (Or should I say picnic table in a crowded unused room.) Any time I try to make a change I get the, "and don't be giving out my information!" speech. "You want my e-mail address? Now don't you be giving out my information!" WTF!? How the hell do you run an office without phone numbers and e-mail addresses!?

3. I swear he has off task censors

Every single time I get off task he randomly pops in on me. It's like he can sense when I'm not being productive or using the "government's eyes." (Also known as the internet.) The interent is the root of all evil to him. It's where viruses, the government, and everyone is watching and waiting for us to slip up. One day I was looking up cell phone prices for him when his phone started ringing. It was a telemarketing call from Walmart. Of course, he blamed me for using the "governments eyes" and stated that they know what we were looking at and got our information! GASP! (I wasn't even on the Walmart website.)

4. I can never get a direct answer

"So should I put this in the truck 9 or trailer 9 file?"

"Well back in January when I bought truck 9 it had 600000 miles on it!"

"OK. Great. But, where do I put this paperwork?"

"Well....uh....uh you see....I..... separate things into 2 categories and I usually just go from there!"

Damnit! I wasn't asking you about your "don't make no sense" categorizing habits! I just wanna know where the the freaking files go! This guy seriously take 10 minutes to tell me something that usually take a second.

"Oh yeh put in the blue file."

(blank stare and expasperated look from me)