Today is a good day. Dyed my hair, painted my nails, and soaked in the hot tub. I decided to catch a little sun and rest before I went to work though. I drug the hammock out of the basement, fetched a towel, poured me a drink, and headed outside. It just so happens that the sun decided, since I was outside, it would hide.
"Whatever. I won't let that ruin my time to myself." After 10 minutes of struggling, hopping, and squirming, I finally managed to make it into the hammock. I hadn't had my eyes closed for 5 minutes when I hear.... a peacock. Yes, that's right. My neighbors not only have a million chickens, a noisy rooster, and dumb dog, but now have a PEACOCK!
I live in southeast Nebraska. Peacocks should be in the zoo. They should not be next door disturbing my sunbathing. Well played crazy neighbor man. Well played.
About Me
- Demi
- I am a small town girl with a quirky personality. I enjoy life and live to its fullest. Life is not average with a homosexual cat, hippie parents, 3 jobs, lots of old people, and a house out in the middle of nowhere. Actually, we live next door to a stripper and a peacock. I also share my backyard with 5 million of the scurvy neighborhood cats.
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