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I am a small town girl with a quirky personality. I enjoy life and live to its fullest. Life is not average with a homosexual cat, hippie parents, 3 jobs, lots of old people, and a house out in the middle of nowhere. Actually, we live next door to a stripper and a peacock. I also share my backyard with 5 million of the scurvy neighborhood cats.

Monday, August 15, 2011

An Original Richard Invention "The Fan"

A Richard Invention: 
Anything that may explode, pop, crack, implode, blow up, and injure him in any way thought possible.
(see also hillbilly contraptions)

This is my Dad's new "fan." It keeps him cool on his back porch. As you can see, it's not really a fan. He just took apart our furnace and made it into one. He's quite proud of it and thought it necessary to show off to me, my boyfriend, and their new neighbor friends. This is acceptable and proper etiquette of Richard, my dad.



When meeting new people, Richard likes to show off all his hobbies and interests. These include guns, laser tag, spider webs, robots, truth or dare dice, and beer. Meet Richard. He lives in The Not So Average World like me.