Some Picture Fun

Imagine you're relaxing in your living room after a hard days work. You kick off your shoes and head straight to the lazy boy. It's T.V time and you're in heaven! The kids, wife, and grandma all appear from the kitchen finally to have a good 'ol quality family time. You grab a beer and flip through the channels looking for you Wheel of Fortune. What you find is not what you expect at all! Suddenly, Spicy Hot Mexi Booty 4 is the title of your Wheel of Fortune! WTF!?

This little segement of photos was taken from phone at my parent's house. Apparently, their satellite receiver is going bad and confusing half of their T.V channels as porn. Listed below are some examples.

 "Island Women Wet and Nasty" on NBATV

 This is clearly the 50 First Dates and not "Chicks Gone Wild"

Things My Dad Posts on Facebook 02

I drank my nightol (Coors LITE) and slept like a baby, didn't even hear a storm, except this AM when I looked out the window...


I sort of remember putting leaves in spider webs and watching them cut them out of the web in the front yard. What people of almost sixty do for entertainment.... 




My Comments:


Haha yeah...I was there Dad. Remember? Oh wait, probably not! Anyways, yes you did tease the front porch spiders. You caught bugs and threw them in their webs. That was nice. But, then you started harassing them by tossing twigs and leaves in their delicate little webs. Don't be surprised if they want to come inside and bite you now.